Thursday, October 4, 2012

PEACE-O-MATIC MANIA GRIPS WORLD

 PEACE JOKES IDEA SPREADING GLOBALLY

For Immediate Release:

percentforpeace.com
Peace Maker News world wide
by
Terry Milest
@T.Milest

Oct. 2012
Peace-Omatic mania! What is Peace-o-matic anyway? Well is a couple of thing,first it started out as an idea to promote Peace thinking and thoughts by creating an APP and giving it away for free. The FREE APP is still looking for a developer, who'll do it for free, and an APP developer may just step in soon considering this:

The Peace-O-Matic has become a universal catch all character, phrase, coupled with and inserted in the stupid, funny, original, silly series of jokes I've seen in a long time.  One can only give you some sample of how millions, mostly college students, but the range is growling fast, are making up and using the word "Peace-O-matic" in a humor context.

Peace-O-matic APP logo




Here go the Peace-O-matic jokes:

Why is the Peace-O-matic like a girdle? It keeps things tightly in focus.

Why do Gay men love the Peace-O-matic? Its easy, quick, and comes in a lot of different sizes.

Why is the Peace-O-matic like a man wearing tight jeans? Because peace is always pushing forward.

What did Paris Hilton say when she fist saw the Peace-O-matic? Does it shoot video too?

What does "the Secret" have in common with a Peace-O-matic? They both make you feel good while your broke.

And the Peace-O-matic jokes are international too:


What did the Peace-O-matic say to the Rabbi? What where the names of the two Jews walking down the road? The Rabbi immediately replied: “Juan and Kipper”. The Peace-O-matic stunned by the speed of the response quizzically looked at the Rabbi?
The Rabbi then said: “Hey don’t take it so hard, I’m Jewish, a Rabbi, and I hear those dumb jokes all the time.

What did the Peace-O-matic do, to get away from the cold in Russia? The Peace-O-matic sang twenty chorus' of the "Volga Boat Song" after downing, four bottles of vodka.

Was the Peace-O-matic hung over after four bottles of Vodka? No, but waking up, face down in frozen snow hurts an awful lot more.

Why was the Pope caught in the bathroom with a Peace-O-matic? Peace is fun!

Well that is enough of a start, dumb, smart jokes, you dear reader will have to create the next one, and that is exactly what millions of people are doing all across the world.

Yep, Peace-O-matic jokes can take any kind of old joke format, such as Dumb Blond joke, Polish jokes, Religious Jokes, Nationality jokes, car jokes, Chicken jokes and turn them into something wacky, sometimes hilarious, often the head banging dumb jokes we all love.

Well who started all this: an artist, writer, and peace sculpture maker named Paul-Felix Montez who it seems has dedicated himself to finding original ways of promoting Peace world wide, from his "Make Peace" new proactive peace sign, to "Make peace sculptures in stainless steel with some as tall as 60 feet, to the Peace-O-matic Mania World peace joke challenge. "Let's face it Peace is not promoted enough, and least of all in art works, humor and a interactive way for all us in our daily lives or in our communities".

So if you want to learn more about the Peace-O-matic Go to: www.PeaceOmatic.com

And if you want to see the cool: "Make Peace artowrks, sculptures and more, and they are amazing, and sadly needed in a lot of communities I know of:

www.makepeaceart.com

This is one new story that I definitely want to follow, its fun, interesting and does something productive, it gets us thinking about peace.

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